PaulP Tumbling

Jan 04
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Friend: I watched a television show last night about these people who had sextuplets. V: Ugh, 6 babies? How terrible. Friend: I know! If my girlfriend ever got pregnant with 6 babies, I’d force her to have an abortion. V: What if she refused? Friend: Then I’d kill her. V: You would not. Friend: Yes, I would. I’d kill her, kill all the babies, and I’d go to jail for the rest of my life. And then I’d say to myself, “Man! I got off easy!